Saw this a bunch of places. Still haven't scanned anything or done much, haha... I'm so lazy. I'll upload a pity picture.

1. Farrah
2. Jiyuki
3. Miyuki
4. Coco
5. Tosha
6. Zadeer
7. Parker
8. Zu
9. Sai
10. Genji

1.) so....4, 9, and 3 are all eating a radioactive pie. Do they say anything about it's radioactivity?

Coco: I’m not so sure it’s smart to eat glowing food…
Sai: This is absolutely DELICIOUS!! (to Coco and Miyuki) Are you going to finish that?
Miyuki: Miss Coco, I will gladly eat that for you, as it looks poisonous and you should not be eating such questionable pie.
Coco: That’s ok, I’ll just give it to her. (takes Miyuki’s and her pies and gives them to Sai)

2.) 7 decides to take up line dancing. Does this end well?

Parker gets there, debates going on a tirade to the people about how horrible their music is, and winds up going up to the sound booth and DJing, and never comes out to dance. He is then kicked out and offered a gig DJing at a baht mitzvah.

3.) If 6 and 1 are on Mars playing checkers, then where are 5 and 9?

Zadeer: (after losing five times in a row) This is STUPID! And it’s freezing!! I want out of this stupid place.
Farrah: Eat it, bitch! That’s right, I just owned you. (shivering and trying to cover herself with her sleeve and failing)
Tosha and Sai are lost somewhere miles and miles away from Zadeer and Farrah. Neither one of them is really aware that they’re lost.
Sai: So let’s totally make sand angels! I used to do that allll the time on Mars when I was a kid. (Sai is from Pluto)
Tosha: Are you sure you didn’t eat any of the sand?
Sai: Well no, but sometimes we’d chew on the rocks! They taste like candy.

4.) 10 becomes gay/lesbian!!!! What does 6 say?

Zadeer: Who cares, can you still kill people?

5.) If 4, 3, and 6 were to jump off of a waterfall, would any of them die?

Zadeer will laugh all the way down and then miss the water entirely, landing sprawled in a tree. He’ll scream he’s dead for about 10 minutes until Miyuki offers to put him out of his misery. Zadeer shuts up and asks Coco to help him climb down. She glares at him and screams, “ayback for trying to kill me all those times!” and she and Miyuki leave together. Zadeer then spends the rest of the day contemplating whether it’d be easier to roll off the limb or climb down, and decides to just wait for his crew to come get him. They do… two weeks later.

7.) 10 gets some kind of attack and falls to the ground, what does 7 and 2 do?

Parker stares at him and turns the music up louder, because obviously Genji’s attack just ruined the bliss in his ears.
Jiyuki laughs at Genji and walks away.

8.) You are falling from 8,952 feet in the air. you can either land on, and kill, 3 or 5. Who do you choose?

Tosha’s technically dead already anyway! So Tosha.

9.) If 4 was to open up a lemonade stand and then get sued for selling toxic lemonade, what would they do?

Coco: Daaaaaadddddyyyyyyyy…. (uses her connections in the government to the Queen and gets off the hook, winds up turning the suit and gets the blame placed on the lemon grower, who disappears and is never heard from again…

10.) 7 and 1 are getting married! The catch? 7 is already married to 3 and 1 is already married to 8!!! What does 5 do?
Tosha tries to kill Zu and Parker for marrying his sister, but backs out because he gets scared of Zu’s blue skin and Parker’s purple and green hair.


11.) Is 1 hot?

She dresses like she thinks she is.
Farrah: HEY, this is for the HEAT… from my body!! Hahaha!

12.) If 10 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 3 do?

Genji: Why am I getting beat up all the friggin time?!
Miyuki: Because you are WEAK! (takes out the hippo)

13.) If 3 was to get mauled by a rabid hippopatumus on steroids, what would 10 do?

Miyuki: My good man, help me!
Genji: Ha! Payback’s a bitch, isn’t it! (stands and gloats and eventually kills the hippo for him)

14.) Now lets say that they were both mauled by said hippopatumus. What would they do?

Please, that hippo would last 2 seconds.

15.) Now lets say that the hippopatumus remarked that 10 tasted like mustard. What would 3 say?

Miyuki: Why the hell is that animal talking?

16.) If 7 was sat on by a rabid hippopatumus, would 1 laugh?

Oh yes. Very loudly and long.

17.) Everyone throws 5 a surprise birthday party. The surprise? It's not 5's birthday. What happens?

Tosha says nothing… he’s the youngest of four, his birthday is always forgotten, why complain over a party? Even his sister, Farrah, remains oblivious.

18.)4 becomes a rabid hippopatumus and begins to chew up 3. Does 3 survive?

Miyuki is overcome with excitement that Coco actually paid him interest that he lets her eat him… then he glows in her belly with happiness and she throws him up, walking away while he still glows and begs her to eat him again.

19.)7 challenges 2 to a wood-eating contest. Why?

Because he heard that eating wood gives you magical music mixing powers.

20.)6 decides to become a homicidal, bisexual, taxi cab driver in Michigan. How many people does he manage to kill before 10 stops him?

Zadeer kills no one because he fails every time he tries to kill someone, even though he acts like he’s got some big kill count. Genji bitch slaps him after everyone else walks away, but only because he was tired of hearing his laughter.

21.)If 5 suddenly gained a third eye that allowed them to see into the future, what would 8 do?

Tosha: I forsee… my DEATH?!!
Zu: You have a third eye too! Awesome high five!

22.)2 kills 1 for no apparent reason. 3 goes into spiraling depression because of this. How does 6 comfort 3?

Zadeer: (patting Miyuki on the back) I know, I know, I wanted to do it first, but sometimes life just doesn’t work out the way you want.
Miyuki: You touch me one more time and she won’t be the only dead body.

23.)Everybody transforms into rabid hippopatumuses except for 7. Does 7 feel lucky or left out?

Parker becomes convinced it’s proof he’s the musical messiah. He writes a song inspired by the hippos. It sells 3 copies – one to him, one to his mother, and one to Zu, who then eats it.

24.)8 confesses their love to 3. What does 3 do?

Zu: You look so much like Hiroki (his boss) with your lovely long hair! I lourrveee youuuuu!!
Miyuki: … you’re blue.

25.) 1,2,3 and 4 all decide to start a band. 1 wants to name it "The rabid Hippopatumuses". 2 wants to name it "The artichokes". 3 wants to name it "The rolling stones" and 4 couldn't care less about the name. What do they do to resolve this?

They all let Farrah’s name, “The rabid Hippopatumuses,” be the band name because they’re too scared of what she’d do if she didn’t get her way.

26.)8 and 9 switch bodies. Describe what happens:

Zu: (straining to change back into a man) what the hell?! I can do this in my body! Humans are STUPID.
Sai: (changing into a blue duck) This is CUUUTTEE!! Quaaaack (changes into a cat) What happens if I want to turn into a chair? (starts licking herself)
Zu: (staring in horror over what she’s subjecting his body to) You really don’t want to know.

27.)4 walks into their new school to find that all the students are zombies. What do they do?

Coco: … screw this. (walks back out and transfers, even if it means making her dad move to another city)

28.)If 5, 7 and 9 were to fight 1,3 and 4, which side would win?

Surprisingly, Tosha, Parker, and Sai would win. Farrah takes one look at Tosha and refuses to fight. Coco starts asking Parker how he gets his hair done, and Miyuki is dumbfounded at Sai’s raygun and realizes his sword would get a beatdown.

29.)5 expresses his desire to be a frog when he/she grows up to 10. They then make-out. 2, whom is in love with 5, walks in on this. What happens?

Jiyuki, confused as to why he now is in love with a man (and Farrah’s brother), stares dumbfounded at them. He tries to kick Genji’s ass, only to have his weapons broken in two by Genji’s light sword. Defeated, Jiyuki walks away and plans a way to steal Genji’s sword, only to fail miserably.

30.)3 is being held captive by Tarzan and his rabid hippopatumus army. What do 4 and 7 do to rescue him/her?

Coco: SHIT. I don’t want to do this! What if I get killed?
Parker: I’ll lull the hippos to sleep with my magical flute! (produces… nothing, but pretends to play the flute)
Coco: Are you insane? (gives up on Parker and gives Tarzan lots of money for Miyuki’s safe return)

31.)6 betrays 7 causing 7 to commit suicide. 8, whom was in love with 7, set out to kill 6. 4 tried to convince him/her other wise. Meanwhile, 2 is plotting to steal the earths cheese supply. What happens?

Zadeer is no stranger to betrayal, and he thinks Parker is stupid for thinking he could take his word in the first place. When Zu comes after him for revenge, Zadeer offers him riches and political asylum for giving up. Zu considers and decides it’s in his best interests to take the riches and pretend that he’s listening to Coco. He acts like the whole idea was hers and tries to get solace from her. After a few days of trying to act straight and fall in love with her, he gives up and chases after Zadeer, who has no interest in him. His disinterest just makes Zu try that much harder.
Jiyuki doesn’t pay any attention to them. He comes up with an elaborate plot, tells dozens of people, and fails miserably at stealing the cheese. Because, even though he is one of the world’s best assassins, he is horrible at thievery.